so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
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The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
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I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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