Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
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you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
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Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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