I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
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I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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