He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
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im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
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Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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