Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
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I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
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I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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