First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
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I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
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I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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