You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
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I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
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I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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