how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
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Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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