Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
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P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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