Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
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It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
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Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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