i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
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Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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