so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
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just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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