what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
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He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
me + whiskey = a bad person
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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