if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
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It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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