If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
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Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
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I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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