something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
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Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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