Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
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My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
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I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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