I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
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Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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