i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
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You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
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I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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