hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
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Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
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my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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