no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
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I need you to use more vowels.
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Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
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All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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