Duck Duck Cougar?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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