"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
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mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
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He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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