Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
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You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
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Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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