porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
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I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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