I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
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I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
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what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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