next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
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As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
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I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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