Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
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i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
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When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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