This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
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You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
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Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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