The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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