Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
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I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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