so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
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I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
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So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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