Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
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I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
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Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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