The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
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You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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