found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
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I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
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I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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