Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
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Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
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So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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