I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
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Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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