In the future we'll all be gay
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
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She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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