Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
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Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
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The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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