Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
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i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
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Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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