3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
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I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
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I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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