After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
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I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
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I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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