and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
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Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
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She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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