Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
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i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
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Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
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