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Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
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do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
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Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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