Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
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I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
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DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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