and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
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He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
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Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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