and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
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Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
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He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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