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yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
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She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
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I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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