i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
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I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
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I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I need to sanitize my soul.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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