i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
People with herpes should wear stickers.
do herpes really smell.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
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is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
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Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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