How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
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We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
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ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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